**Test for Dementia**
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)


First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?



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Answer:If you answered that you are first, then you areabsolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take hisplace,you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?


Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you arewrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?


Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic!
Note: This must be done in your head only.Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.Now add 30 .Add another 1000 . Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?
Scroll down for answer...


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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!


Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right......
......Maybe.


Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?


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Did you Answer** Nunu?**
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!


Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush.By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfullyexpresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair ofsunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

5:07 PM; noMUSIC; noLIFEY

3:05 PM; noMUSIC; noLIFEY

Okay. tml is my last EOYs paper. but anyway, in view of the exam madness, im gona post dis smth dat i saw on someone's testimonial on friendster. it made me laugh BIG time.

"An apple a day, keeps the doctor away." Is this a factor leading to an increase in unemployment rate? DYA? EYA. [13m]

Yes, i agree to a LARGE extent.

There are no other factors leading to increase in unemployment rate other than apple.

Apple keeps doctor away. This results in causing doctors to lose their jobs. This will lead to an increase rate of unemployment, and short of medical services. Thus, there be poverty as there will be increasing demands and wants for medical care and services. Therefore, an apple a day, keeps the doctor away is a factor that leads to high unemployment rate.

In conclusion, apple may be good for health, but it also cause people to lose their jobs. Therefore, apple causes more people to lose their job then being a help in health.

6:54 PM; noMUSIC; noLIFEY

OKAY. tml is monday, n startin frm tml, the whole week wud be hell for me-why?

well, the whole of nxt week's gona be my EOYs. but gud thing is, ONI 1 WEEK left TO MADNESS!! muahahhahaah MAN i cant wait!

oh yea btw, dis dj blog is strictly private? or izit considered public? oh wadvr-juz as long as theres no personal info revealed, i suppose dats understandable. and oh yes, it doesnt oni work for me okay? readers or audience or supporters or.. whoevr, dis works for you too =) thank you for ur kind coorperation.

hmm, lets see. dis post i'll juz be sorta advertising stuff, or rather, sites.

oryte, u see the pic above? yep, its an optical illusion. i got this pic frm this blog-

http://www.mightyillusions.blogspot.com/

its a very good blog wid many brilliant illusions. i reccomend u check it out, esp the ChalkDrawings-street drawings or smth lidat. they're real good *many thumbs up*

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okay, have you guys heard about ShopBlogs before? well at 1st i din noe there was such a thing, but my fren did one up cuz she's a shopaholic n she needed to sell her stuff off. i visited her shopblog n frm there i got a lil 'addicted' to blogshopping. some of the items some shopblogs sell are really cheap n pretty. but the catch is-u need to be careful la..

anwyay, take a look at my fren's shopblog: http://www.thetomatoshop.blogspot.com

here are SOME of the things she's selling:

do drop by her shopblog=)

oh and btw, shopblogs r for girls la. cuz sadly, guys arent dat a shopaholic.

11:26 PM; noMUSIC; noLIFEY

alrights, tml i'll b havin my eng n comp studies paper but i dun feel like studying yet. so.. was at frenster's bulletin n i tot i might wana do this, i was curious to see how bad i am in sch.. so, here goes:

I am 60% bad in school
> [ ] you have gotten F9 grades for mathEVERYTIME (hmm, not rly all de time.. but equally terrible)
> [x] you always do last min hmks in class
> [x] you use ur handphone to text ur friends inclass
> [ ] you phone got confiscated before
> [x] you listen to ur mp3, cd player in class
> [x] you sleep in class
> [x] you curse teachers
> [ ]you are always late for extra classes
> [x] you doodle on tables
> [ ] you make out in class
> [ ] you are rebellious with some teachers
> [x] you always hand up work late
> [ ] you make fun of the nerds and geeks.
> [x] you have broken school rules
> [ ]you always dun have the correct books
> [ ]you dun take notes
> [x] recess is your favourite part ofschool
> [x] you hang out after school
> [x] you lie to ur teachers about hmks
> [x] you tell ur parents that u dont have hmks,when u actually do
> [ ] u have made someone cry in school
> [x] you copied hmks before
> [x] you threw away hmks before and lie that udidnt recieve it first of all
> [x] you laugh at the way some teacherswalk
> [ ] you have been late couple of times

> put a cross on the side. when applicable
> once done, count the crosses
> and then multiply by 4. and post it as
> I AM __ % bad in school

another one here dat i was curious.. how many percent of a teenager are you? :

Im 92% teenager
Have you..
[x] Held hands
[x] Lost someone
[x] Never got a chance to tell someone something important
[x] Cried your eyes out
[x] Danced
total: 5

[x] Rejected someone
[x] Been rejected
[x] Wanted to kill someone
[ ] Got called a ......../.......... (wat?)
[x] Heard a rumor about yourself
[x] Hurt someone
total: 5

[x] Got involved in sports
[ ] Got called a dork
[x] Fell out of love
[x] Went to a funeral
[x] Knew someone who has commited suicide (my K2 cher)
total: 4

[ ] Grades dropped since you were 10
[x] Wrote a love poem
[ ] Went through a phase
[x] Got ditched
[x] Know someone really stupid and/or annoying
total: 3

[x] Drank
[x] Made a mistake
[ ] Found the one
[x] Thought you found the one
[ ] Cheated on your bf/gf
total: 3

[x] Found out your bf/gf cheated
[x] Was lied to
[ ] Felt like the happiest person in the world
[x] Felt like dying
[ ] Got pregnant/your girl pregnant
total: 3
Now times by 4 this is how much of a teenager you are

orytes, so dats all i think! hmm. time to STUDY!!!!
*burns oil for midnight*

oh yea and to all the students taking examinations: ALL THE BEST!

8:56 PM; noMUSIC; noLIFEY

okay, i copied limhjf n habbogalz, making dis blog my dj blog. yea.. BAH!
seriously, i got nth to say right now lo. wait ar i c whrthr got picture to share..

i was lookin for a pic to post which wud comply to de rule dat it doesnt reveal any personal info. den i saw dis.. i took a scrn shot of dis frm my msn msgr durin de day Mr. Steve Irwin died- The Turtle Tribute, which later on turned to the rose tribute. whoevr passed it on. cool man! =D

poor Steve Irwin, a crocodile hunter killed by a stingray. =( so unfortunate.

okay. i shall updaet my blogskin n add a tagboard n othr stuff mayb.. tml? cuz its like 10pm+ alrdy, n i havnt done my hmwrk. n tml got sch. N EOYS IS COMING. Oh My Tian la. HOW? gimma powwaaaa..........................

10:06 PM; noMUSIC; noLIFEY

fallenx aKa Hantu
# Boo!
# Seriously insane.


loves
# Insanity =)
# Doodling.
# blablablaa
# Sports!-badminton, volleyball!!
# HIM! <33
# okay la okay la, you too <3




hates
# Naggy chers!!
# some people.
# i duno leh?

music to my ears.

run away.

LINKS .

HABBOSOUP =) #
Habbogalz- * niangzi #
limhjf * ferdy #
orangesoda- * kangkong/olengsaoda #

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